Posts Tagged ‘Haiku’

National Poetry Month 20/30: THE SHINING in 5-7-5

April 20, 2010

Celebrate National Poetry Month this April!  Add your own haiku about The Shining in the comments below!

THE SHINING

Tony’s Danny’s friend.
He lives in his mouth and warns
Him about REDRUM.

National Poetry Month 19/30: THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY in 5-7-5

April 19, 2010

Celebrate National Poetry Month!  Add your own haiku about The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly in the comments!

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

Hey Blondie, you know
What you are? A dirty son
Of a b. . . [theme song]

(ba-ah-ah-ah-ah, wa wa wa)

National Poetry Month 18/30: GONE WITH THE WIND in 5-7-5

April 18, 2010

Celebrate National Poetry Month — add your own haiku about Gone with the Wind in the comments!

GONE WITH THE WIND

Rhett Butler’s dashing,
But Ashley is a pussy.
Pardon my French, Mom.

National Poetry Month 17/30: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA in 5-7-5

April 17, 2010

Celebrate National Poetry Month this April — add your own haiku about Battlestar Galactica (original or SciFi Channel version!) in the comments.

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Watch out for toasters,
Some of them look like people!
Katee Sackhoff:  YUM.

National Poetry Month 16/30: LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY in 5-7-5

April 16, 2010

Help us celebrate National Poetry Month  — add your own haiku about Lord of the Rings trilogy in the comments below!

LotR TRILOGY

I love hobbitses
Even though they are tricksy.
Never trust Sean Bean!

National Poetry Month 15/30: G.I. JANE in 5-7-5

April 15, 2010

Celebrate National Poetry Month with us!  Add your own haiku about G. I. Jane in the comments!

G.I. JANE

You heard me, it’s true —
I love this movie.  Shut up!
Viggo in short-shorts!

National Poetry Month 14/30: THE THING in 5-7-5

April 14, 2010

Celebrate National Poetry Month with us by adding your own haiku about The Thing in the comments!

THE THING

Find out if you’re one:
Drop of blood in petri dish,
Electric shock:  ZING!!

National Poetry Month 13/30: THE GREAT ESCAPE in 5-7-5

April 13, 2010

Celebrate National Poetry Month with us!  Post your own haiku about The Great Escape in the comments!

THE GREAT ESCAPE

Tom, Dick, and Harry
Are the way out.  But Big X
Sadly won’t make it.

National Poetry Month 12/30: THE ABYSS in 5-7-5

April 12, 2010

Celebrate National Poetry Month with us!  Post your own haiku about The Abyss in the comments!  (Go ahead, make fun of the ending — you know you want to.)

Blue water toilet.
Fish that ring back out, Brigman!
You’ll need it later!

National Poetry Month: 11/30 JAWS: THE REVENGE in 5-7-5

April 11, 2010

Add your own haiku on today’s topic (Jaws: The Revenge, also known as Jaws 4, also known as Jaws: You’ve Got to Be F’in Kidding Me, Have You Storywriters Lost Your MINDS?!) in the comments!

JAWS: THE REVENGE

This movie’s best part
Is when Caine falls off the boat
And gets back on dry.