Over the span of my life, I’ve had a lot of encounters with the great Sherlock Holmes. Hands-down, though, one of the best was when I was living in my first apartment in graduate school, back before I had a TV set. That year, I started getting a lot of books on tape from the local library, primarily to fill the silent void when I was home alone. One of those audiobooks was a series of recordings of Holmes stories, read by ex-Boyfriend of the Week Ben Kingsley. Most of the time, when I had a book on tape playing, I wasn’t even really listening to it; it was just there providing the comforting sound of a voice in an otherwise quiet room while I puttered around. But every time I put in one of those Kingsley recordings, I immediately found myself sitting down, ear tipped towards the speaker, riveted.
I can’t remember how many of those Kingsley-read stories I listened to, but it was at least a half-dozen, and I’ve read many more Holmes tales in print during the span of my lifetime as well. So, I would consider myself reasonably familiar with the mythos of Holmes and Watson. That said, I’m certainly not a purist, and I went into this movie excited to see a new spin on the old boys from a director (Guy Ritchie) whose films I’ve found really energizing and unique in the past (big fan of Snatch in particular).
Overall, I will say I really enjoyed watching this film. It’s entertaining, for sure, and I thought both the lead actors, Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock and Jude Law as a totally kick-ass Watson, did a great job in their respective roles. (Though I will say I’ve heard/read a lot of people talking about a homoerotic element to their relationship in the film, and I have to say, I didn’t pick up on that at all. I’ve never really understood why people persist in describing a close relationship between two men as “homoerotic,” just because, what, they live together and they clearly care a lot about each other? This is weird to me. But whatever — it isn’t terribly important and besides, what the hell do I know anyway?)
While I was undeniably entertained the entire time I was in the theater, I did have a few issues with the movie overall. One was the storyline — the mystery — which I didn’t feel was at all up to par with the smart, complex plots of the original stories. The mystery wasn’t terribly original or interesting (it was about a bad dude who kills a bunch of people, gets hanged for it, and then “miraculously” comes back to life to keep on killin’), the clues discovered didn’t feel like authentic “eureka!” moments, the villain didn’t impress me as that terrific a nemesis, and the result was that I didn’t care all that much about the outcome. The only part I found at all intriguing was the set-up for the coming and classic conflict between Holmes and Professor Moriarty, which is finally established at the end of the film, leaving great, hopeful space for a sequel. Bring it.
The other issue I had with the film was, I’m sorry to say, all Guy Ritchie’s fault. Ritchie has a very distinctive style, especially when it comes to scene transitions and fights, and while that’s a style I have really dug in the past (it worked to enthralling and often comic effect in Snatch, for example), it just didn’t fit here for me. I don’t know if it’s because it felt too “modern” for the setting of the story, or. . . what, exactly. But it felt forced to me here, like Ritchie got to the end of the film, realized his trademark techniques weren’t in there, and went back to toss them in at random in a few places. It glared at me. It jerked me out of the experience a few times. It was too much. Too much. Just somehow a little bit too much.
Aside from these quibbles, though (and my overall dislike of Rachel McAdams, who I find kind of stifled in terms of range — read: boring), I was completely entertained the entire two hours this movie was rolling out before me, and if they make a sequel, I’ll be one of the first in line, popcorn at the ready. It’s the kind of movie you should see when what you want is a boost of spirit without much expenditure of brain. “Flick” is the word, really. This movie is a flick, in the very best sense of the term, and, as such, it features very little in the way of mental challenge, and very much in the way of eye candy (damn you, Robert Downey Jr.’s mouth, because you look distractingly delicious from here and from here, I cannot reach you). Nothing wrong with that. And, in fact, many things right.
What did you guys think? Hit the comments and let me know. And can you believe I haven’t made Jude Law a Boyfriend of the Week yet? I can’t believe it either. I better get on that. What should I rent for research?
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Genre: Action
Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Kelly Reilly