It’s the end of week 1. And luckily, there’s nothing on, so we have a night to catch up on Scream Queens, which we still haven’t had time to watch yet. I keep saying “we,” when I mean “I.” Listen, it’s been a long week.
Last Man Standing – ABC – I have no idea what this is. What is this? Wait, this has been on for four years? Whoops.
The Amazing Race – CBS – I feel like no TV series should ever go longer than 26 seasons. 27 is definitely 1 too many.
Shark Tank – ABC – Why? Don’t answer that.
Hawaii Five-O – CBS – Question: is that an O (oh) or a 0 (zero)? Don’t answer that.
Blue Bloods – CBS – Nope.