National Poetry Month 24/30: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK in 5-7-5

Celebrate National Poetry Month!  Write a haiku about Yoda in the comments below!

STAR WARS V:  THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

Judge him by his size?
I wouldn’t recommend it.
Yoda’s a bad ass.

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3 Responses to “National Poetry Month 24/30: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK in 5-7-5”

  1. Brie Says:

    Whiny much is Luke
    Flirty are Han and Leia
    The father he is

  2. Mel & Christin Says:

    Have not been the same
    Since knowing that Darth Vader
    Is just James Earl Jones

  3. megwood Says:

    Facebook (http://facebook.com/megwood) contributions:

    Tad:
    Why is this part V?
    It’s only the second one
    What? Wait nineteen years?

    Jessie:
    We aren’t telling our
    One-year-old daughter about
    Numbers 1 through 3.

    Richard:
    I think of the guts
    Han puts Luke inside for warmth
    Like how they must stink

    Sonja:
    Luke is still whiny.
    Yoda should have whipped his ass.
    Just like dear old dad.

    Sonja:
    Oh my, Han Solo
    Scruffy looking nerd herder
    First big movie crush

    Sonja:
    Leia in command
    So gross, you kissed your brother
    Did he slip you tongue?

    John:
    Who of us knew then
    the series hit the high point
    All downhill from here

    Sonja:
    Betrayed by Lando
    Han encased in carbonite
    Luke has a new dad

    Josh:
    “I thought they smelled bad,”
    said Solo with much regret,
    “on the outside. Phew!”

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