National Poetry Month: 11/30 JAWS: THE REVENGE in 5-7-5

Add your own haiku on today’s topic (Jaws: The Revenge, also known as Jaws 4, also known as Jaws: You’ve Got to Be F’in Kidding Me, Have You Storywriters Lost Your MINDS?!) in the comments!

JAWS: THE REVENGE

This movie’s best part
Is when Caine falls off the boat
And gets back on dry.

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2 Responses to “National Poetry Month: 11/30 JAWS: THE REVENGE in 5-7-5”

  1. Liz Says:

    Why “Jaws: The Revenge?”
    The first one has more good quotes
    Like: “…a bigger boat”

    verse 2:
    Which “Jaws” had the line:
    “Oh, what ABOUT the sharks?” “They’re
    eating the tourists!”?

  2. megwood Says:

    Best of Facebook contributions:

    Tad:
    Great day for a swim.
    What’d that sign say? Watch for sharks?
    Have you seen Timmy?

    Paul:
    Duh duh. Duh duh. Duh
    duh, duh duh, duh duh, duh duh
    DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH…

    Richard:
    Chief Brody is dead
    So is his little boy Sean
    Mrs. B looks worse

    Seth:
    Part Four, Shark? Really?
    You couldn’t just stay content
    Killing in 3-D?

    Richard:
    He eats the black guy
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    He eats the black guy

    Me:
    The premise is that
    The shark senses the Brodys —
    This time: personal.

    John:
    Producers decide
    To go milk the cash cow dry
    And a franchise dies

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