National Poetry Month 5/30: AVATAR in 5-7-5

Add your own haiku on today’s topic (Avatar!) in the comments, and help celebrate National Poetry Month this April!

AVATAR

This movie is lame.
And no, I will not shut up.
Why don’t you shut up.

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10 Responses to “National Poetry Month 5/30: AVATAR in 5-7-5”

  1. Mel Says:

    Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom.
    Hour of shit blowing up.
    And a pretty tree.

  2. megwood Says:

    EXACTLY.

  3. Liz Says:

    I won’t see this film
    ‘Cuz films should have a story
    And this one doesn’t!

  4. Tad Says:

    What would you get if
    One of the big Thundercats
    Hooked up with a Smurf?

  5. Mark W Bryan Says:

    If I were crippled
    I think I would like this film
    It would give me hope

  6. Trip Says:

    Blue humans with tails
    Aliens evolved like us
    No one wonders why

  7. Trip Says:

    Folks have realized
    It’s Dances With Wolves in space
    With more money shots

  8. Janel Says:

    The very best part
    of this movie is the spoofs
    I watch on YouTube

  9. megwood Says:

    Best of Facebook:

    Chris:
    Great special effects.
    Mediocre storyline.
    No Oscar this year.

    Elspeth:
    Have not seen it yet.
    Not sure if I will do so.
    Meg’s crits seldom wrong.

    Lisa:
    so much time and thought
    lavished on n’avi physique
    why, oh why, the boobs?

    (Who then answered her own question with this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/24/james-cameron-explains-wh_n_475156.html)

  10. gil mann Says:

    Best time I’ve e’er had
    Watching a terrible film
    Rated R or lo’er

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