Dear Hijacking-Baby Spammers:
You have sent me approximately 86,001 spams over the last 48 hours that all feature the subject line, “We have hijacked your baby.” I feel it is my duty to inform you that this attempt to infect my computer with a virus is never going to succeed. You know why? BECAUSE I HAVE NO BABY.
Unless by “baby” you actually mean my cat Lucky, in which case, I feel it is my duty to inform you that you can keep her, yo. She’s cute, but she’s not THAT cute.
$50,000 for a cat? Where do you think I live, Ancient Egypt?
Next time you want me to open your infectious file, you should try a subject line that goes a little something more like this: “Paul Gross removes shirt, reveals self to be last actor in North America who still has chest hair!” Now THAT’S an executable file I’m apt to take a gamble on.
Sincerely,
The Management
megwood.wordpress.com 
August 26, 2008 at 8:41 pm |
Glad you’re back … but what a bunch of CRAP you have to deal with, with these spammers! I’m sure glad none of the REST of us who write to you are wack-o’s! 🙂 Hope you had a good time. BTW, don’t give those stupid spammers any other bright ideas of what to put in their subject lines!
August 26, 2008 at 8:44 pm |
I had a great time, thanks! My family is the coolest. And also, the craziest.
August 27, 2008 at 11:56 am |
Welcome back our intrepid blog writing /book reading/crappy horror movie watcher. Who does it all for us. 🙂 LOL Sorry watched The Soup last night.
Hope your vaca was All That You’ve Ever Wanted…….
September 13, 2008 at 9:36 pm |
Ummm, I think I just laughed so hard that I peed myself… thanks Meg!’
🙂