Just as a quick update about last week’s stuff first, though. There are two new shows still set to record on my DVR: Sleepy Hollow and Brooklyn Nine Nine. (Dads I didn’t last 30 seconds through due to a combination of insufferable inanity and the use of a laugh track.)
Brooklyn is not flawless, but it made me laugh out loud, which is not easy to do if you’re a sit-com. I’ll keep it around a while at least.
As for Sleepy Hollow, I was actually pretty surprised by how much I enjoyed that one. It’s silly and fun, though I have no idea how they are going to make it last a whole season, let alone multiple, when there’s only one bad guy and he seems to have a pretty limited agenda.
Then again, there was a scene in episode one in which Ichabod picked up a Book of Great Importance and said to the cop lady, “It is prophesied that we will be working together to destroy evil for seven years, because the dude who wrote this line in the script is a super-big optimist when it comes to pilot season ratings.” So, you know, apparently there’s some kind of plan.
Whatever. I’m game until I’m not game anymore, whenever that might be. Here’s what’s coming up today and tomorrow. WEEK TWO IS GO!
Monday, September 23
How I Met Your Mother – 8pm (CBS) — Wait, this is still on? I feel like this has been on for one bajillion years.
The Voice – 8pm (NBC) — This one just won an Emmy last night, I have heard, but I’m still not taking on another singing competition series. I can only take just so much singing, and even then, only when it’s me and I’m in the car.
2 Broke Girls- 9pm (CBS) — Wait, THIS is still on? This survived a first AND a second season? My head hurts.
Mom - 9:30pm (CBS) — This new sitcom is about a single mother who, after going into recovery for alcoholism, moves to a new town and tries to stay sober while raising her two kids and interacting with her passive-aggressive mother. There’s only one reason to try this series, and that reason is Allison Janney. And even there, I am dubious. I don’t know. I’ll think about it. (Incidentally, whatever you do, don’t Google the phrase “Mom series,” unless you’re a fan of “sexy cougar sex pics.” I regret that Google search with all my heart.)
Hostages – 10pm (CBS) — Toni Collette! That’s all I need to know! (Plotwise, this one is about a mom whose family is taken hostage by a rogue FBI agent who wants her to assassinate the president. Dylan McDermott is the rogue agent, which means there will be a lot of furious ranting and facial grimacing. He’s SUPER good at that, though, so count me in.)
The Blacklist – 10pm (NBC) — This show has generated a lot of positive buzz in the weeks leading up to tonight’s premiere. It’s about an ex-government agent (James Spader) who has gone into private practice, brokering deals for criminals around the globe. There’s an FBI team trying to git ‘im. And something about a terrorist, because THIS is AMERICA. I’m not a huge fan of Old Weird James Spader, but I’ll definitely be giving this one a shot.
Tuesday, September 24
NCIS – 8pm (CBS) — Thankfully, NCIS returns to us this year sans agent Ziva “I Speak Perfect English Except When It’s Funnier If I Don’t” David. Who will replace her? You know what would be awesome? A female version of McGee. A McGirl. Or a librarian. Or me, is what I’m saying. ME. I have a feeling that won’t be the direction they go in, but one never knows.
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD – 8pm (ABC) — You know how last week I said Sleepy Hollow was the only new TV show I was excited about? I lied! Because I totally forgot about this one! This new Joss Whedon series follows Agent Phil Coulson, last seen in the movie The Avengers, as he puts together a select group of other agents and they investigate a bunch of weird stuff. I don’t know. I don’t even care. All I know is that I love Joss Whedon and I love Clark Gregg, and I’m pretty much game for whatever they want to do with this one. Bring it ON.
NCIS: Los Angeles – 9pm (CBS) — Wait, seriously? I’m being serious now. THIS IS STILL ON? Who’s watching this? Cut it out! This show is terrible!
The Goldbergs – 9pm (ABC) — I don’t need to watch a show about an adorable 80s family, I LIVED IT.
Trophy Wife – 9:30pm (ABC) — Almost as appealing to me as Cougar Town, which is to say: not at all, and for many of the same reasons.
Lucky 7 – 10pm (ABC) — This drama is about a group of people who win the lottery together and have to deal with the fallout in their personal lives. You know, just like NBC’s Windfall in 2006, only minus Luke Perry which: good luck, ABC.
Person of Interest – 10pm (CBS) — Wait, this show is still on? Something-something-Jim-Caviezel-argh.
Chicago Fire – 10pm (NBC) — Firemen are awesome. But I didn’t make it through two episodes of this show last year and I’ll tell you why: you just can’t go from Rescue Me to Chicago Fire. It can’t be done. Once you go Rescue Me, there’s just no going back. And there’s not a thing I can do about it, I’m sorry.
Fangasm – 10pm (Syfy) — As a rule, I’m against all things “-gasm” or “-gate,” but beyond that, this show sounds pretty dumb. It’s a reality program about a bunch of pop culture nerds living in an apartment together and working for Stan Lee. I don’t know. You watch it. I’ll be over here not watching it. Stan Lee, cut it out, you goob.
Check back Wednesday for more! And if you have any opinions about any of these or last week’s newbies, hitten zee comments!