The world’s deadliest spiders
AND snakes. No thanks, mates!
(Note, I pronounce it “Aus-trail-ya” not “Aus-trail-i-ya.” Just so’s you know. Though, in real life, I just call it “Oz,” because my brother-in-law is from there and he talks funny like that. By the way, this book is hilarious.)
(Participate in National Poetry Month! Add your own haiku in the comments, and I’ll post my favorite reader contributions in May!)