You know what’s really not scary at all?
Plants.
[Netflix me | Buy me (if you are INSANE)
Genre: Crap, Horror
Cast: Jonathan “Weak Chin” Tucker, Joe “Like Hell He’s German” Anderson, Jena “Really? This is the Best My Agent Could Do?” Malone, Laura “Just Another Pretty Face” Ramsey. Whoops, and Shawn “Sorry, I Forgot You Were There” Ashmore.
July 14, 2008 at 7:39 pm |
You know what is scary….. That I paid $ to see this crap.
July 14, 2008 at 8:07 pm |
Alisa, I am so with you on this one. Terrifying!
July 14, 2008 at 8:57 pm |
Wait, so we just agreed on a movie, Alisa? Are pigs flying??
July 14, 2008 at 9:28 pm |
I believe one did just fly by my window.
Did you read my post that I typed today under the The Untraceable blog? It was about Hellboy ll and The House of D?
July 14, 2008 at 10:12 pm |
Yep — set my Dish Network DVR to watch for House of D to come around again on IFC!
July 16, 2008 at 3:20 am |
Hilarious review. Made me laugh out loud.
July 17, 2008 at 6:09 pm |
Was this something along the lines of Little Shop of Horrors, only set in Peru, and there’s no sadistic dentists?
July 17, 2008 at 6:18 pm |
Hmmm, not exactly. Picture instead something more along the lines of Anaconda, only set at a Mayan ruin where the snakes are man-eating vines and Jon Voight is a big, fat, angry Mexican dude with a gun.
If the vines had occasionally broken into tinny renditions of “Feed Me (Git It),” instead of incessantly mimicking the sound of a dead German’s cell phone ringtone, I might’ve like the movie a lot better, though. Let this be a lesson to you, Director Carter Smith! Next time, less cell phone, more FUNK.
July 17, 2008 at 6:29 pm |
OMG, I was waiting for someone to shout out “feed me seymour”. LMAO